: Weird shit I've ate.

My username is not a joke

I used to steal the letters keys from computer keyboardss to chew, I love them. I don't like most laptop keys. Only when they're big like the one in the picture, flat ones are okay tho - I just like bigger ones. The name of this website comes from this, though I don't eat them anymore. Pen's caps are kinda simlar for me.

10/10

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I love cables. Headphones have the best cable texture, I used to struggle to keep my headphones alive & well because I would bite them, now I just lightly nibble on the cable and avoid directly chewing on it.

10/10

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CLEAR TAPE. I love the smell of it, I love how it feels on my mouth. Normally it doesn't have taste but that's okay because I like it anyways. I don't have to chew it, I just keep it in my mouth okay yeah thank you computerheads for reading this review. Please follow me on neocities dot com.

8/10

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I really like the flavour and texture of wood, the metal part that holds the rubber is very satisfying to torn apart and the rubber is so good??? One of my favourites, the only downgrade is that the wood and paint gets stuck on my teeth. Pulling apart the lead is satisfying but I don't like the flavour.

9/10

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I took some wax, it wasn't good. It didn't even taste like anything. The texture was bad. It doesn't taste like the smell.

2/10

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I LOVE BOTTLE CAPS. I kept one in my mouth for hours straight-My gums were sore but it was worth it, I like the texture and how "chewable" they are. Though, I don't like it when they have those sharp ends.

6/10

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